Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)